Some video game armours are frankly ridiculous. Whether it’s the all too familiar LADY ARMOUR™ found in so many fantasy RPGs, or the strange spikes and appendages that only serve to get in your way, here are some of the most impractical examples.
VO: Peter Austin (@ThatPeterAustin)
Script: Tyler Bramley (@TylerBramley3)
Video Editor: Liam Carroll (IG: filmcamerafella)
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@mattalan6618
09.12.2023Oblivions horse armor
Mean Durphy
14.05.2023Noice
Green Koopa
14.05.2023Yeah yeah armor ya dodgy wanks 😆
Cody
14.05.2023Forsworn "armour" from Skyrim. Literally just loin cloths.
Ann Cruz
14.05.2023The bikini armor of old remains the most impractical in all gaming.
DrakeAurum
14.05.2023You should do a video about counterproductive romances in games. You could call it the 10 Most Impractical Pieces of Video Game Amour.
Guy Robert
14.05.2023Mighty hard there 🍞
Kneedeep And Friends
14.05.2023Garrosh's shoulder pads from World of Warcraft are totally ridiculous.
TheFunkmasterGaara
14.05.2023The Monster Hunter series has a fair amount of impractical armour.
Lady Drace
12.05.2023That Big Daddy bit MURDERED ME. God, I think I ruptured something laughing!
QuadDouble_dubz
12.05.20230:23 solid snake has a sneaking suit not armor
Sneaky suit ≠ armor can you please do your research right
Plush Hunter
12.05.2023Anything Kratos is wearing.
Plush Hunter
12.05.2023Cue 'Viva La Dirt League – Breast Plate'
funandyvideos
12.05.2023So, then, is it "Armor hot dogs" over there?
jendorei
12.05.2023>Using the suit in the original Metroid
shows Super Metroid
Vince g
12.05.2023Hey I think you guys misspelled armor, there's no u in armor.
EmmyKsama
12.05.2023Why waste gold to make a gold armor when you can make golden carrots to make one of my favorite potions in Minecraft: The Nightvision potion!
Ben Cooper
12.05.20235:08 and that's why I hate Kojima's games.
Eldridge Charles
12.05.2023* God Eater fans sweating uncontrollably *
Kaiwin Rules
11.05.2023yeeet
Timothy Oswald
11.05.2023No U in borne. Ever, anywhere… unless you are Jason Bourne. Just to get ahead of the curve.
Timothy Oswald
11.05.2023Also, Spaceballs clip? Starting the video off right.
Ajax Lewis
11.05.2023US: It's dumb to use "u" in colour and armour.
UK: How do you spell "though", though?
Checkmate.
Fingaz MC
11.05.2023God bless Peter for sorting the yanks out 😉
Dillon Qaphsiel
11.05.2023I’m surprised I didn’t see any armor that would make you take extra damage.
Em B.
11.05.2023I mean… Those Destiny 2 armo(u)rs just look plain ugly in the first place.
MercifulPoseidon
11.05.2023Self-aware hue-mawer. Genius
Frank Rivers
11.05.2023Dude, ENCLAVE! I haven't heard mention of that game in sooo long. I still remember when a sequel was announced, but never released.
Viprus
11.05.2023Gold armour in Minecraft has a higher enchantability, meaning you can get better/higher level enchants on it easier… Still sucks though
christian walker
10.05.2023"Armour" how deliciously exotic
Steak Crust
10.05.2023listened to this while driving and I was sure you called the guy from Dragons Lair Dirk the Diggler lmao
ARIXANDRE
10.05.2023It's ARMOUR, with a "U" of METRICU System and the grit of FUTBALL!
Chris Hole
10.05.2023That Pacitti phone call is exactly the kind of premium Internet content I'm here for! 😂😂😂
Rory Keeson
10.05.2023For Destiny 2 remember that it is all Space MagicTM
Brian Corvello
10.05.2023Shahdee isn't even human; maybe there's some magic involved there. Hard to say.
Although, I tend to think ALL women like her have a supernatural ability that lets them even WALK in outfits like that.
Stage Right
10.05.20231:23 #10 Pretty much every Warhammer armor.
Stage Right
10.05.2023#1 Pretty much every fantasy female bikini armor.
Tayphone 54
10.05.2023In 🩳 lol
River Amnell
10.05.2023World of Warcraft has some pretty impractical stuff, though I’d say the weapons are more outrageous than the armor. Speaking of weapons, if you haven’t already done it, you could make the same list except with weapons.
Zack's chilling
08.05.2023But the shoulders do have a purpose as in the originator of the big shoulder armor was on the GB. They couldnt recolor the armor as they did in the NES Metroid, so the Varia Suit had the big shoulders to represent the difference to the player.
Daniel Coogan
08.05.2023I really love the "I've had enough of this shite" tone of your voices!
Cory Moran
08.05.2023I think with Quiet, she photosynthesizes through her skin allowing her to hold her breath, to steady her aim, almost indefinitely and stay at her perch with minimal supplies and less bathroom breaks. I mean she still has lungs so clothes won't kill her, just make her a less effective sniper
stingyringpiece
08.05.2023awesome 🙂
Highlander Dad
08.05.2023Gay
Arkane Stephanie
08.05.2023Every time I look at the ridiculous womens armour in games I immediately cringe thinking how unbelievably uncomfortable it would be. Especially when they crush the characters breasts through their ribcage
ronin_user
08.05.2023Destiny 2 is the worst. What a mess.
Sunprism
08.05.2023Voldo would like a word, and that word is “Worgssh”
RoughThief
08.05.202310:00 Yep, most appropriate reaction. Not everything was better in the old days.